"(Punch)". Terrance & Phillip Cartman, Stan, and Kyle are on the sofa laughing as Cartman does some prank calls. But I won't stup there. Come on, you're just in time! People don't hate you. This vitriol is the fruit of the president’s rhetoric and actions. His name is Jared and he likes to eat the sandwiches... I so grad AIDS is funny now. I so grad AIDS is funny now. Yeh, I know I know, I know. “He has tasked deputy chiefs of staff Rick Dearborn and Joe Hagin with bringing some order to the president’s schedule, pushing them to plan events further in advance and to include one public-facing event each day and one travel event each week, according to a senior White House aide. Here, have some more mayonnaise. 2 on the "10 South Parks that Changed the World" list, and was also part of "South Park's Dirty Dozen." Peace is a beautiful thing,” he added. Uh hey, yeah. Why did I ever do those stupid commercials? Let's listen in. Because then lots of fat people would have believed it. Oh, I'll be waiting with horse bells on, you old... horse-bangin' skank. Thank you-hoo, thank you all. Oh my. Asspen. Well don't you see what this means? Yeah, it's only in America that somebody can become famous just because they go from being a big fatass to not being a big fatass. Welcome t'Shitty Wok. After starring in the WB Network/CW drama alongside Jensen Ackles since 2005, Padalecki’s first thought was of continuing their partnership beyond that one show. You mean, Jared's aides are like my aides? Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner face new cold post-insurrection reality. US, YOU LITTLE PUNK!!! Do you guys remember what a cool friend Kenny was? They gonna kill Jared downtown right now. Alright I'd better get out of here before they get back. Eh so he was saying, children should have help like he had! Our fat friend here is going to lose forty pounds eating at Shitty Wok. Jared wants to give you AIDS! Did you really lose all that weight eating nothing but sub sandwiches? Meaning of jared kushner. Cartman's house, living room, day. That's my whole point. Damnit Butters! Eh, you're the fat one. Just think about all those people following you around, singing songs to you just because you lost some weight... Christine, you know I love you very much, and I, I can't wait for the wedding. Hey, I'm not a-Subway, I Shitty Wok. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Jimbo You kinda have to read the fine print at the bottom of the screen. Italy reported 620 coronavirus-related deaths on Friday up from 414 the day before, the health ministry said, while the daily tally of new infections fell to 17,533 from 18,020. Thank you-hoo, thank you all. That guy ate all the sandwiches he wanted and lost weight. Ugh, come on guys, we gotta sort this out. Because then lots of fat people would have believed it. Subway Representatives It says I only ate a half-sized lean turkey sandwich with no mustard or mayo or anything like that and then had proper diet and exercise aides. Take your order prease. Oh!! Do you have anything to say before you die?! We wanna show the world how healthy your food is. Come on, Not-Kenny! Did he say AIDS? Welcome ta Shitty Wok. Well, our son is a perfect void-filler. Jared Vogle, Subway spokesman Well, I guess we're gonna have to do this the old-fashioned way. My mom and dad call in every hour from work to make sure I am here. Who is Hope Hicks? Chef, we need Butters to gain about fifty pounds fast. I've had aides since before we were together. Yeah, I have aides. Do you guys remember what a cool friend Kenny was? First we fatten him up, then we make the deal with City Wok, then take the weight back off. Pardons issued as the president leaves the White House are not uncommon. But... Jared got millions! The liposuction is a process of siphoning out the excess fat. I sure did! Uh not from you dumbasses, that's for sure. No, you don't understand. To achieve this look, many assets had to be built from scratch. In "Jared Has Aides", he was chosen by Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Eric Cartmanas their fourth friend when Kenny McCormick died. Oh, no, I thought you meant you. https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Jared_Has_Aides/Script?oldid=419027. Yeah. People don't hate you. Mr. Mackey But I still wanna be the leader in a fitter America, and so I'm here to tell you, that you should ALL go out and get aides! He has reportedly discussed issuing pre-emptive pardons to himself, Kushner, Giuliani and other family members and close aides. That's right! Episode 602 - Jared Has Aides Cast: Stan Kyle Cartman Butters City Wok Owner Mr. Garrison Jared Vogle, Subway spokesman Christine Jonez, Jared's fiancée Randy Marsh Chef Subway Singer Commercial announcer A Worker for Subway Jared's aides, Scott and Tyler Subway Representatives Another Singer Linda and Chris Stotch Gerald Broflovski Field Reporter Jimbo Mayor McDaniel Skeeter … Trump and his allies have targeted leaders across the country in their unhinged fight to undo the president’s defeat. They completely believed I was you on the phone. Jared wants to give you AIDS! [dialing] Shu- shut up you guys, shut up you guys. You rike to try Shitty Chicken today? us, you little punk!! Jared Kushner, the president’s son-in-law and senior adviser, was described as disengaged. Oh no, no way! ...Y-you mean you all thought...? How Jared Kushner, Kim Kardashian West and Congress drove the criminal justice overhaul By Jeremy Diamond and Alex Rogers , CNN Updated 2049 GMT (0449 HKT) December 21, 2018 You know what? He has reportedly discussed issuing pre-emptive pardons to himself, Kushner, Giuliani and other family members and close aides. We're supposed to get married! That has got to be about the biggest misunderstanding EVER!! But... Jared got millions! It's been 22.3 years, so... AIDS is finally funny! He sick in the head. Linda and Chris Stotch Herro, Shitty Wok, take your order prease. We've gotta get down there! Mr. Fogle, some fans wanted to see if you'd sign their sandwich? I've been grounded for havin' liposuction... surgery. I tell you this is gonna be the greatest thing that Butters has ever done. Wull I can't eat no more. I feel woozy. Steve Holland, Jeff Mason, Matt Spetalnick and Andrea ShalalThu, 14 January 2021, 6:35 pm 1 / 4 Inside Trump’s final days: Aides struggle to contain an angry, isolated president FILE PHOTO: U.S. President Donald Trump boards Marine One at Joint Base Andrews in Maryland to return to the White House By Steve Holland, Jeff Mason, Matt… I have aides. It aired on March 6, 2002.1 As the country becomes obsessed with a popular weight loss program, the boys see an opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain. It originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on April 14, 2010. Keep eating or I'll kick you till you're deader than Kenny! I can't go anywhere, fellas. That has got to be about the biggest misunderstanding ever! The four boys sit on the sofa looking at television, except Butters is asleep at one end. Dude! Well, that's not really what you say in the commercial. The script decrying the bill was not written by people involved in the negotiations, and some aides have been trying to decipher where it came from. A report by Forbes has revealed that every single upcoming Jared Leto Joker project has been put on hold – which is no laughing matter for the Oscar-winning actor. If they knew that you didn't eat just all the sandwiches you want, you might not be so popular. Some aides want to cast him as as too cozy with China; others are eager to portray him as too old and on the decline mentally, or as a Beltway insider. I love you too, Jared. Alright, Jared, you sick pervert! Well, eating sub sandwiches was a big part of it. Wercome to Shitty Wok. OH, YOU'RE GONNA GET IT, MISTER! Steve Holland, Jeff Mason, Matt Spetalnick and Andrea ShalalThu, 14 January 2021, 6:35 pm 1 / 4 Inside Trump’s final days: Aides struggle to contain an angry, isolated president FILE PHOTO: U.S. President Donald Trump boards Marine One at Joint Base Andrews in Maryland to return to the White House By Steve Holland, Jeff Mason, Matt… Twenty-two point three years. Chef He's still lookin' good! Stan: He's such a … Trump ignored … You, you think so. Awgh, come on guys, we gotta sort this out. Well, when City Wok sees how skinny Butters is, they're not gonna want him to just make one commercial, they're gonna want several. Christine Jonez, Jared's fiancée Let's listen in. This is unbelievable! Butters begins a regimen to drop some pounds but when he begins to gain weight in … How many times have we told you not to have self-performed liposuction surgery in. The elder Trump siblings have simmering issues, too, most stemming from how the President has behaved over the past two weeks. He's right. And so, with all the money I've made from commercials, I have decided to start the Aides for Everyone Foundation! I think this is a bad idea, fellas. A Worker for Subway This personality fades away, however, when he has a ceremony at his home land, Hawaii, and then returns to his kind and innocent personality. It's been 22.3 years, so... AIDS is finally funny! He was seen trying to catch Syrian Refugee Children at the PC Deltafraternity house, satirizing the controversy over his outing as a child sex offender and losing his sponsorship at Subway. "Jared's Theme". Kenny woulda took it like a man! Maybe they're all just jealous that they can't afford to hire their own aides. Trump refuses to pay Giuliani for failed attempt to overturn election In addition to blocking the payments owed to Giuliani, White House aides were also ordered not to field calls from him. The reason I was able to lose so much weight so quickly was that I got aides. You've changed my whole life. In the spring of 2019, while Jared Padalecki was finishing shooting what would become the penultimate season of “Supernatural,” he began to sketch out an idea for his next project. If Butters is naturally skinny, he'll be able to take the weight off faster. The script decrying the bill was not written by people involved in the negotiations, and some aides have been trying to decipher where it came from. So now you can pay us to use him in your commercials and you'll have your very own Jared! When they got engaged, Ivanka Trump said in an interview that she knew Kushner was the one when she found his ambition matched hers. Okay, so now, do you wanna use our friend in your commercials? Hey now, come on. Trump has used the pardon power liberally and mostly to reward allies and former aides, among them Michael Flynn, Roger Stone and Paul Manafort, in cases arising from the Russia investigation, and Charles Kushner, the father of his son-in-law. ANSWER ME!!! That's right! I feel lucky to have played my role. Watch Episode "Jared Has Aides" "Asspen" "Freak Strike" "Asspen" Episode no. Stand back, children! We're supposed to get married! Sri Lanka v England: Joe Root makes 168 not out as tourists build big lead . You wouldn't be a penisbutt, Butters, you'd be famous. Take your order prease. Ladies and gentlemen, we at Subway are happy to inform you that Jared has elected to stay in South Park in order to speak to you once again! Yah they, they gonna kill him. You can't slim down bones, stupid! It was the 200th episode of the series. Well, I guess that wasn't enough! Yeah, but you know, I've learned something today. Joyce de Witt? I offered to give aides to kids and everyone wants me dead! Nope. When they got engaged, Ivanka Trump said in an interview that she knew Kushner was the one wh If Butters is naturally skinny, he'll be able to take the weight off faster. My calculations put that at about four million dollars. Meet Trump's Aide & See Photos of Them Together: Photo #4489614. You rike to try Shitty Chicken today? What kind of talk is that? Are you trying to get yourself in more trouble with that kind of language?! Well we're supposed to shoot your commercial today, you fat piece of crap! (CNN)When Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner shared their decision to pick up and move their family to Washington from New Whoa. Jared did like a hundred for Subway Sandwiches. Did you really lose all that weight eating nothing but sub sandwiches? Losin' weight is harder than puttin' it on. Members of Congress (such as the House Minority Leader) were trying to reach him by phone, calling Jared, Ivanka, and other aides. It says I only ate a half-sized lean turkey sandwich with no mustard or mayo or anything like that and then had proper diet and exercise aides. How to use woke in a sentence. 603 Original airdate: March 13, 2002 Episode chronology Previous Next "Jared Has Aides" "Freak Strike" List of all South Park episodes "Asspen" is the second episode of Season Six, and the 81st overall episode of South Park. Butters Stand back, children! WHAT?! It is not clear whether a self-pardon would work. Mr. Vogle, some fans wanted to see if you'd sign their sandwich? We, we woulda never laughed about this before. Cartman [alerting the other two] Look you guys, Butters is asleep. Are you trying to get yourself in more trouble with that kind of language?! Anybody could do what he did. Crowd Members I've had aides since before we were together. She lost forty pounds when she met Jared-, Jared Fogle • Jared doesn't have "AIDS," AIDS, he has. You're gonna get it! Oh, you just weit till I get home, mister!! "Pip" has a unique design and animation compared to other episodes. Aides for everyone!! According to the report: “The Suicide Squad sequel is moving forward as a sort of soft reboot to some extent, and is expected to have a new cast of characters and avoid direct tie-in to the first film’s events. Much-derided monument to Russian girl put up for auction after local residents demand its removal. Her name is Jonez, Christine Jonez Season 6 Episode 2 Production no. Oh, gee whiz, I'm not.. watchin' television, Dad, I'm just... layin' around jackin' it. According to the Post, “some” of these leaders “accepted security details for protection from the threats they were receiving” after refusing to follow along with Trump’s wishes. What kind of talk is that? How many times have we told you not to have self-perform liposuction surgery in. You kinda have to read the fine print at the bottom of the screen. Everybody hate Jared. Look, fellas, I can't do it! Oh boy, this is fantastic! Trump’s “got a bunker mentality now, he really does,” said a close adviser to the president. As the country becomes obsessed with a popular program for losing weight, the boys see an opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain. After a, That guy ate all the sandwiches he wanted and lost weight. Dude! You have to! After a. He later appeared in "200" as one of the celebrities suing the town. Stan Italy has registered 77,911 COVID-19 deaths since its outbreak came to light on Feb. 21, the second highest toll in Europe and the sixth highest in the world. A senior aide to U.S. President Donald Trump has scrapped plans to visit Canada for talks with officials in Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s team, a Canadian government source said on Monday. Gerald Broflovski Sony pushes its superhero spin-off Morbius starring Jared Leto back SEVEN MONTHS into Fall 2021 as COVID-19 continues to spread. If you would like to dispute a trivia point, please discuss it in the article comments. I got aides about two years ago and I've been losing weight ever since. When Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner shared their decision to pick up and move their family to Washington from New York four years ago, multiple … No, I totally covered for you. Though told that he has just 30 days left to live, Woodroof refuses to give in to despair. He lost ten pounds takin' Jared's lead-, His name is Butters, it's Butters. Jared: But I still wanna be the leader in a fitter America, and so I'm here to tell you, that you should ALL go out and get aides! Ladies and gentlemen, a-at first I didn't understand why you felt betrayed by the fact that my aides helped me to lose weight, but now I understand that it isn't fair that- I had aides and most of you don't. God! And with the proper mix of aides and Subway sandwiches, anything is possible! I ain't gettin' married; my parents will ground me! Okay, now put one end of the tube a half an inch into the incision. Aw, man, if I was older, I would totally start jacking off right now. Shut up, Butters, it's your own damned fault. It is not clear whether … Butters. Subway is a healthy way to eat fast food and lose weight! One New Yorker. Oh, huh- Don't you give us that look young man! Well, Jesus Christ! We've gotta get down there! I didn't think it was that big of a deal. Pompeo has spent much of the past year berating China and arguing that the Trump administration's hard-line policies are one of the many areas in which the president "flipped the script" on traditional appeasement. Kenny woulda took it like a man! Jared: Having aides - is - awesome! Oh no no no! Cartman. Well, I know, ah I can't seem to lose it. When Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner shared their decision to pick up and move their family to Washington from New York four years ago, multiple … I sure did! Kyle Yeah! God! You're gonna get it! Well don't you see what this means? We can still get married Christine, I mean, sure, they're. Trump has expressed concerns to advisers that a Biden Justice Department might investigate all of them. I've been grounded for havin' lipo-suction... surgery. AD Oh stop your bitchin' Butters! No, you don't understand. Well, I guess that wasn't enough! Losin' weight is harder than puttin' it on. He lost weight because he ate less of them and exercised. You get up to your room right now, mister! It's nice that he finally has your sons to be his best buddies! Do you have anything to say before you die?? It originally aired on July 3, 2002. This page is a gallery for images from Season Six's "Jared Has Aides". Information and translations of jared kushner in the most comprehensive dictionary definitions resource on the web. Just think about how famous you'll be! Jared doesn't have "AIDS" aids, he has. Having aides - is - awesome! Jared made a cameo appearance in the Season Nineteen episode, "Stunning and Brave". By Brian Gallagher For Dailymail.com. Ladies and gentlemen, a- at first I didn't understand why you felt betrayed by the fact that my aides helped me to lose weight, but now I understand that it isn't fair that- I had aides and most of you don't. When Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner shared their decision to pick up and move their family to Washington from New York four years ago, multiple … Synopsis: In mid-1980s Texas, electrician Ron Woodroof (Matthew McConaughey) is stunned to learn that he has AIDS. Tom, I'm standing out in front of the Mayor's office, where the big liar, Jared, is once again about to speak. Jared Leto has put his lavish Hollywood Hills pad back on the market after sprucing up the place with landscaping and freshening up the paint and fittings. Don't forget, a third of that four million dollars is mine! Woke definition is - aware of and actively attentive to important facts and issues (especially issues of racial and social justice). Dude, we just need you to come down to City Wok real quick so they can see how skinny you are! Yet now they find themselves staring down the end of the ignominious Trump presidency: the United States Capitol still […] Alright I'd better get out of here before they get back. Though Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner have separate living space at Mar-a-Lago, where the outgoing first couple intends to live post-White House, one source said Melania Trump "hasn't exactly rolled out the welcome mat." Sir, we have come to offer you the business deal of a lifetime. Hoh boy! Uh hey, yeah. I can't lose weight, Butters, 'cause I'm not fat. Jared Fogle was a guy who became famous by claiming that he owed a substantial weight loss achievement in part to eating regular meals at the Subway sandwich shop chain and subsequently got hired as the actual spokesman for the company. On Wednesday Trump pardoned Kushner as part of a late-hour clemency spree during the final days of his presidency that has included a slew of campaign aides and allies, among them four of … Another Singer I almost wish I had never gotten aides! Apparently, Jared hopes to regain his celebrity hero status, which was lost when he announced that it was AIDS, not sub sandwiches, that caused him to lose weight. Oh, gee whiz, I'm not.. uhwatchin' television, Dad, I'm just... layin' around jackin' it. The liposuction is a process of siphoning out the excess fat. I think this is a bad idea, fellas. Just wait until I get home! South Africa: Government Delays Opening of Schools. The name "JARED FOGLE" appears on the screen near the bottom] ...Y-you mean you all thought...? Tags: Kyle Garrison Butters Randy Marsh Stan Chef partying Tuong Lu Kim Mr. Mackey City Wok AIDS Mayor McDaniels Aides Jared I'm gonna seek out all the underprivileged and hungry children of the world, and I'm giong to give them aides myself! Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner face new cold post-insurrection reality. Oh come on! Mom and Dad didn't... find out I... left the house, did they? Oh boy, this is fantastic! Well, I guess we're gonna have to do this the old-fashioned way. List of all South Park episodes "Jared Has Aides" is the first episode of Season Six, and the 80th overall episode of South Park. [a side shot of Jared walking smoothly behind a white picket fence in Downtown, then of slices of a party sub, then of the first sandwich], His name is Garrison, Mr. Garrison. (Getty Images) Biden's other … Fifteen dowlar? But the way that I lost so. So now you can pay us to use him in your commercials and you'll have your very own Jared! You just wait till I get home!1. It would have been wrong to exploit Butters' weight loss. My calculations put that at about four million dollars. Script. But uh... some young boys were talkin' to me earlier, and... it made me think that people might not be so proud of my weight loss if they knew something. I can't lose weight, Butters, 'cause I'm not fat. Apparently, Jared hopes to regain his celebrity hero status, which was lost when he announced that it was AIDS, not sub sandwiches, that caused him to lose weight. I never asked to be famous; now everyone hates me! I'm big-boned. Oh, no, I thought you meant you. Alright, Jared, you sick pervert! Trump has told others that he is concerned that a Biden Justice Department might seek retribution against the president by targeting the oldest three of his five children — Donald Trump Jr., Eric Trump and Ivanka Trump — as well as Trump’s husband, Jared Kushner, a White House senior adviser. That penisbutt didn't lose weight eating sub sandwiches. Yes. I-I just keep pukin' it up. Script. Noo. appears on the screen] He is also reworking what were once free-flowing White House meetings. City Wok • Our friend has lost forty pounds eating your City Wok food. Butters. Tom, I'm standing out in front of the Mayor's office, where the big liar, Jared, is once again about to speak. If I don't answer the ph-phone, it'll tell 'em I'm up to no good! Trump gives awards to top aides for Arab-Israeli deals Senior US officials are hoping to seal one more agreement before Trump's term expires on Jan. 20. The reason I was able to lose so much weight so quickly was that I got aides. "LOST 262 LBS." Maybe they're all just jealous that they can't afford to hire their own aides. Well Jesus Christ! I almost wish I had never gotten aides! That's true. Yeah, I don't like shattering fat people's dreams. Chef, we need Butters to gain about fifty pounds fast. Yah they, they gonna kill him. And so, with all the money I've made from commercials, I have decided to start the Aides for Everyone Foundation! Mom and Dad didn't... find out I... left the house, did they? Jared Has Aides [6.1] [] Jared Fogle: [beats dead horse with baseball bat] I tell my girlfriend I have aides and she leaves! That's how long it takes for something tragic to become funny. Alright alright, I'll stay here and answer the phone for you. Tom, I'm standing in the town square where just moments ago it was declared that AIDS... can finally be joked about. [the boys quiet down and cover their mouths as the call goes through to City Wok, a … Don't you know? (CNN) — When Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner shared their decision to pick up and move their family to Washington from New York four years ago, multiple sources who know the couple said the idea was the White House years would allow easy entree to their ambitious next steps: Kushner would become a powerful player in global politics and Trump would become a shoo-in to a higher office of … Keep eating or I'll kick you till you're deader than Kenny! I not putting no Jared in my Shitty Wok commercial. Don't you see what this all means? Butters' house, living room. Okay, so now, do you wanna use our friend in your commercials? South Africa: Government Delays Opening of Schools. Trump has considered a range of pre-emptive pardons for family, including his three oldest children — Donald Jr., Eric Trump and Ivanka Trump — Ivanka Trump’s husband, senior White House adviser Jared Kushner, and for close associates like the president’s personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani. ! But fellas, if I get fat my parents will ground me. You get up to your room right now, mister! He is sooo cool. And- Well- Well I, I also had a little help on the side. Dude, we just need you to come down to City Wok real quick so they can see how skinny you are! While the adults trapped at a time-share sales meeting, Stan is challenged by the best skier on the mountain. To City Wok so we can make our money. It would have been wrong to exploit Butters' weight loss. Alright alright, I'll stay here and answer the phone for you. Relationships Edit. That's how long it takes for something tragic to become funny. I'm gonna seek out all the underprivileged and hungry children of the world, and I'm going to give them aides myself! Shut up, Butters, it's your own damned fault. Subway's is a healthy way to eat fast food and lose weight! Don't you see what this all means? Shitty Wok don't have... million dollars. I know. YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH NOW?! Jared Has Aides. You are gonna get it, mister!! Yeah. Come on, Jared, lighten up! We, we woulda never laughed about this before. Thank you all so much. Aides for everyone! Written and directed by series co-founder Trey Parker, "200" was rated TV-MA L in the United States. JARED HAS AIDES (Season 6 - Episode 1) There's an old joke that the formula for comedy is "Tragedy + Time" - but sometimes it works in reverse. Come on back, children. Now, I think the four million should be split evenly among the three of us, except that. Yeah, well, Dad's being a little pussy, Mom. Trump himself has been surprisingly hesitant to engage his opponent — at least by Trump standards — and some advisers think he’s struggling with how to take him on. He want everyone in world to have AIDS. Oh, no, no, no! I have aides. To City Wok so we can make our money. I ain't gettin' married; my parents will ground me! Oh no, no way! If I don't answer the ph-phone, it'll know I'm- I'm up to no good! He sick in the head. You know what? Twenty-two point three years. Eh so he was saying, children should have help like he had! AIDS • Come on, you're just in time! Wuh well I told you my parents would be sore, and they said for... havin' liposuction surgery, I can't play outside for five days. Uh not from you dumbasses, that's for sure. 1 ST SEASON: angel one * the arsenal of freedom * the battle * the big good-bye * code of honor * coming of age * conspiracy * datalore * encounter at farpoint-parts 1 & 2 combined ($15) * haven * heart of glory * hide and q * home soil * justice * the last outpost * lonely among us * the naked now * the neutral zone * 11001001 * skin of evil * symbiosis * too short a season * we’ll always have paris * when the bough … But you're lying to people. Hey now, come on. Axios reported Sunday about the forthcoming book from New York Times’ Michael Schmidt, Donald Trump v. The United States. I tell you this is gonna be the greatest thing that Butters has ever done. Well ah I don't know what to tell ya. But I still wanna be the leader in a fitter America, and so I'm here to tell you, that you should ALL go out and get aides! Subway Singer Thank you all so much. You mean, Jared's aides are like my aides? When Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner shared their decision to pick up and move their family to Washington from New York four years ago, multiple … President Donald Trump arrives at Election Day on Tuesday toggling between confidence and exasperation, bravado and grievance, and marinating in frustration that he … He want everyone in world to havd AIDS. Scary statue for sale! Oh huh don't you give us that look young man! Infamously, Bill Clinton pardoned the fugitive financier Marc Rich on his last day as president in 2001. Yeah, but you know, I've learned something today. Joyce de Witt? But you're lying to people. Okay, now put one end of the tube a half an inch into the incision. 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