Ooh! The Family arrive at a "Three Little Pigs" exhibit, where they prepare to watch a shoddy animatronic Wolf blow in the house of three pigs. Go to your room! After Scratchy chooses the steak, itchy creeps under the tablecloth, shaves Scratchy's belly fur, drags the belly onto a plate, pops an olive into the belly button, sticks a sign reading "Rare" into it, and emerges to serve Scratchy with his own belly. ALL GUESTS Thanks, you guys. (at his elbow) Hi dad. Here you GO! HOMER She walks away and looks up at a bilboard showing a female doctor next to the legend, "Don't eat beef." Much like “She of Little Faith,” “Lisa the Vegetarian” changed Lisa’s characterization forever. Apu appears APU When will all those fools learn that you can be perfectly healthy eating vegetables, fruits, grains and cheese? Don't you realize you've just been brainwashed by corporate propaganda? Oh, gosh, Homer. Around the circle reads the slogan, "Don't Have a Cow, Man!" The nearby animals notice and crowd around Maggie. troy McClure walks onscreen dressed as a cowboy. A Aaron Varhola - What else can I say? . Miss Hoover passes round the trays with worms. BART But the central conflict is between Lisa and her father, the “prehistoric carnivore.” There are a number of Simpsons episodes that centre on this relationship, but this one matches it particularly well to the overall theme. LISA Just leave me in the car with the window open a crack. Number 3F03 in the 'Resistance is Useless' Series." (slightly annoyed) That's a typo. Lisa chuckles. We met him in India, years ago during the Maharishi days. Come back before everyone finds out what a horrible father I am. Uh, Mr. McClure, I have a crazy friend... who says it's wrong to eat meat. He wheels over a smoker and removes its lid to reveal a entire roasted pig. HOMER I respect your moral objection. Lisa perks and and smiles. Several people are up on a temporary stage playing a fiddle, guitar and a banjolin, while many other attendees are dancing. He holds up a t-shirt bearing a picture of a cow in a red circle with a line through it. LISA LISA LAMB (downtrodden) Oh. HOMER (flabbergasted) Pork chop? HOMER What's the difference between this lamb and the one that kissed me? See? APU The greatest barbecue this town has ever seen. HOMER As the train sets off, Bart faces behind him and chuckles. Let's take a peek at the killing floor. They don't have to rub it in my face. These are the best ever. Because I'm a vegetarian. MCCLURE Cartoons don't have messages, Lisa. MARGE Uh, oops. APU (holding a plate of tripe When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University! I still stand by my beliefs. MCCLURE MARGE Well, it could be a good chance to get to know our neighbors outside of a courtoom setting. For privacy's sake, let's call her Lisa S. No, that's too obvious. APU This is where the wolf blows down the pigs' house. Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning. (sighing) Please pass your father the syrup, Lisa. Marge has joined in. I don't think I can dissect an animal. Hi, I'm Troy McClure. now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to my room. Cut to Lisa in class, sitting next to a gum-chewing Janey. Dad, can't you have some other kid of party, one where you don't serve meat? Show Spoilers . If you don't want lamb chops, there's lots of other things I can make. “This is lamb,” Homer argues, “not a lamb.” it's Lisa Abe hey before I forget two things number one tomorrow night 830 Monday night Eastern Standard Time 830 go to Lisa As.com and under coaching calendar and register for that 30 minute overview on how you can lose 21. LISA Didn't you get enough lamb chops? Lisa pets the smallest lamb while it appears to eat from her hand. Is there anything they don't know? That's why I ran away form home. (reading aloud) Come to Homer's B.B.B.Q. Linda and I both feel strongly about animal rights. WHOLE FAMILY You'd be surprised how often you'd find a big hunk of pork in them I warned ya! What a load of crappy-crap-crap. I can't live in a house with this prehistoric carnivore! You don't win friends with salad! MARGE You might say the extra ingredient is salt. LISA Once they disperse, all the pellets have been eaten and the only thing left of Maggie is her pacifier, which spins on the ground. Uh, miss Hoover? SCIENTICIAN This barbecue will be hard, thankless work. Marge runs over and picks up her daughter. FATHER BEAR I've got family here from around the globe. The Simpsons has always played with But I learned long ago, Lisa, to tolerate others rather than forcing my beliefs on them. MISS HOOVER before you go, would you like to hear a song? Cartoons don't have messages, Lisa. And I'll only invite who I want. Are we there yet? Good morning, class. MISS HOOVER Haven't you ever seen my T-shirt? Where's the meat?" Here, we see her adopt a new cause, but ends up composing herself in a slightly immature way, only to butt heads … MYTH!, tender Dad moments and making sure to stay woke af. BART I'm curious as to how meat gets from the ranch to my stomach. I think Lisa's right, dad. I hope I will enjoy my show! The camera scrolls through what's on offer for lunch: Giblet McNiblets, Salisbury Balls, Cow Legs. "The Simpsons" Lisa the Vegetarian (TV Episode 1995) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Back then I was known as the fifth Beatle. I think Lisa's right, Dad. HOMER (viciously)Why don't you just eat him, dad? Dad, those all come from the same animal. Chicken breast. It's still good. That's it! FLANDERS You don't win friends with salad! Homer and Bart chase the pig through a hedge. lisa the vegetarian 38786 GIFs. APU It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on October 15, 1995. PAUL MCCARTNEY I understand, honey. Besides, I'm sure Storytown Village is also fun for everyone, from 8 (points at Lisa) to (points at Grandpa) God only knows . He opens it to reveal a set of icy steps. A cow is seen grazing on a field. He leads her over to a fridge marked "non-alcoholic beer." That'll show you. Apparently, my crazy friend here hasn't heard of the food chain. Lisa, get ahold of yourself. Lisa the Vegetarian. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to my room! I can't eat this. he steps down onto the grass. You don't win friends with salad! First, pin them down so they don't fly up and hit you in the eye. LISA It had a good rhythm. Besides, I'm sure Storytown Village is also fun for everyone... from eight to God only knows. They can't seriously expect us to swallow that tripe. Dr. hibbert chuckles. You know what, Lisa? Feeling depressed she runs into Apu who introduces her to Linda and Paul McCartney,from whom she learns that it is possible to have principles but still understand others' view points. Lisa has been a vegetarian ever since. Lisa looks at hers with apprehension. The whole world wants me to eat meat. I promise you can! I'll throw my own barbecue. Scratchy's eyes pop out and his head blows off. Here. Well, I'm sorry. LISA I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. . Loved me. In the episode, Lisa decides to stop eating meat after bonding with a lamb at a petting zoo. So, Ned, you're having a family reunion and you didn't invite me? It's just a little airborne. Cut to Lisa's classroom. It's not really a floor. F.D. Don't you realize you've just been brainwashed by corporate propaganda? LISA LISA APU I can't eat a poor little lamb. Lisa crashes through the fence and drives out into the street, still pushing the barbecue in fornt of her. Just ask this Scientician. The wolf slowly leans back with a raspy inward breath, then leans forward and weakly "blows" at the house. I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. Wow, that'd be great! They hug. Bart, sensible bites! But where's your wife, Linda? Ham? This is Mother Goose. Hey Homer: wing me another of of them, ah, burgers, would ya? I think it's nice we're doing something Maggie will enjoy for once. HOMER LISA GROUNDSKEEPER WILLIE I can't eat a poor little lamb. LISA And this is Lord Thistlethwaite Flanders. It's still good, it's still good! BARNEY Oooh! VOICE He clicks his fingers. If I went to a barbecue and there was no meat, I would say, "Yo Goober! I can't eat a poor little lamb. Uhh— Oh, boy! Scratchy cuts out a triangular piece and eats it, only to have it instantly pop back out of the hole from which it was cut. Lisa recognizes the connection between the animal she’d seen earlier in the day and what was now on her plate. I still stand by my beliefs. HOMER ACT THREE Hey everybody. (standing up) Say what? This is "lamb," not "a lamb." The camera zooms in on his face while a short piece of dramatic music can be heard. They go up the stairs out onto a pleasant roof-garden. At the end of the building, a conveyor belt carries out cuts of meat, which all drop into the back of a truck labelled, "Meat for You." BART Every student except Lisa cheers loudly. HOMER APU She admitted it! Whatever, whatever. You don't win friends with salad! You're ignoring Lisa, not Bart. She imagines the lamb from earlier floating above her meal, this time with two chop-sized holes; the cuts of meat float up off her plate and insert themsevles into these holes. (holding up his lamb chop) This one's spent two hours in the broiler. MCCLURE You don't win friends with salad! A wonderful, magical animal. Slow down, Jimmy. (narrows eyes) After I painted those cool stripes all over your car. Janey blows a bubble while looking silently at Lisa. LISA The twins giggle. Let me show you something, Lisa. BART Being vegetarian is slightly less of a big deal in modern America than it was back in 1995, though her parents' conservative attitude still leave room for the plot to occur. I know! everybody else claps in time to the music, while Homer grows slightly angry. Cut to Lisa lying on her bed. Willie, remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms. (sighing, sarcastic) Yes, I'm gonna marry a carrot. HOMER MARGE You'd be surprised how often you'd find a big hunk of pork in them. The music stops. Outside, Lisa wanders over to Sherri, Terri, Janey and Ralph, who are playing by a hopscotch court. Lisa! It's more of a steel grating... that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported. This is where the wolf blows down the pigs' house. OK everybody. FLANDERS Bring me another one of them, uh, burgers, would you? JIMMY Is he crazy? I'm never ever apologizing, because I was standing up for a just cause, and you were wrong, wrong, wrong! Bart places his teeth around the other end, and the two fight over it, growling and barking. Lunchlady Doris picks up a hot dog, slips the dog out of its bun, and drops the bun on Lisa's tray. Stop it, stop it! I demand you apologize this second. MARGE She reaches down and presses her own Independent Thought Alarm. I have to agree that everything certainly- Huh? Diagnosis: delicious. Two independent thought alarms in one day. But I can't defend what I did. BART AND HOMER Come out. Lisa, come back before everyone finds out what a horrible father I am! They're just a bunch of hilarious stuff, you know, like people getting hurt and stuff, stuff like that. Just as he finishes and turns to face the front, his head smashes into the top of a tunnel. On a metallic lever, the house is tilted upwards and back barely a foot. Um, excuse me: isn't there anything here that doesn't have meat in it? HOMER (exasperated) We're going to Storytown Village, Grandpa. The Pig travels across a busy road, and then drops over a bridge into a river. LISA JIMMY You don't win friends with salad. Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case. Apu, I'm sure the last thing they want to talk about is— (looking into a manhole) Lisa? Out of the way, you. Cut to the family viewing an exhibition of Goldilocks and the Three Bears, with similarly crappy animatronic characters. HOMER You might say, the extra ingredient is salt. MARGE Lisa gasps. Lisa Bloom, I want to go to this whacky, unbelievable timeline of drugs that the search warrant says Dr. Murray gave Jackson in the early morning hours: 1:30 a.m., Jackson got ten milligrams of Valium; 2 a.m., Murray gave him Lorazepam. Homer flips the burger high into the air. He'll tell you that in nature one creature invariably eats another to survive. The camera pans past the slaughterhouse, while the sound of electrified killing equipment can be heard, as well as the muffled screams of cows. It's still good, it's still good! A shot of the Springfield Elementary building. A large painted sign reads, "Flanders Family Reunion, B.B.Q." LISA Cheese? LISA Can't quite seem to stand up under my own power anymore. Where are we going? HOMER Pfft. In fact, if you play "Maybe I'm Amazed" backwards... you'll hear a recipe for a really ripping lentil soup. The train continues, but the tunnel is now being dragged along with it by nothing more than Bart's head. I just got my party invitations back from the printer's! The Simpson family are sitting at the dinner table. I respect your moral objection. JANEY These are the best ever. MARGE We're going to Storytown Village, Grampa. BART Lisa The Vegetarian (3 of 3)S07E05"Lisa the Vegetarian" is the fifth episode in the seventh season of the American animated television series The Simpsons. Ah. © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. McCartney walks into shot, holding a trowel. I can't quite seem to... stand up under my own power anymore. While I was gone, I got some really good advice from Paul and Linda McCartney. MARGE Hmm? 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